"The Dark Side"

I received a homemade book from one of my students this week...here is what he wrote:

My teacher is so pretty and nice she gives us candy to! I like coming to school I like my teacher's hair. She try's hard to help us lern but some people don't try hard they play with stuff in there desk. I try hard as I can to keep her happy I draw stuff make stuff as long as she's happy I'm happy. today I we'll try hard to get a good sitersen (citizen) award. so today I'll hope my techer here but if du sub is there I'll do good. (stick-person drawing of him in his desk, raising his hand) I love my teacher so much I would jump off of a biulding to save her. (stick-person drawing of him holding another stick person with big hair) and my teach has nice hair. she keeps her hair pretty. she smell's nice and she has nice cloth. she is fun when you are on her bright side but when she's on Dark side don't call out or anything. but if you keep her nice she tells you your a soulger (soldier) I like it when she's on her good side.

I've decided that I like the reference to my "Dark Side"...sounds like Star Wars or something...maybe I'll bring in my light saber some time.